You’ve been punching criminals for decades now it’s clearly not solving the problem.

You suck at stopping crime, Batman.

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      4 years ago

      imagine using department of defense technology to stop help a guy from robbing a liquor store to pay for obtain his kids insulin by [parody in minecraft] tho

      capeshit could be so much cooler if “heroes” werent objectively villains

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        4 years ago

        I would like capeshit a lot more if there was a proletarian superhero. The story could be about an Amazon worker who is forced by Jeff Bezos to be a test subject in his project to genetically engineer the perfect warehouse worker. But the experiment goes wrong, instead of subjecting the worker to union busting propaganda, he gets exposed to an extensive library of revolutionary theory and becomes The Red Star, who uses his superhuman speed and strength to fight capitalism.

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      4 years ago

      Imagine a Batman story from the “bad guys” perspective where all the “bad guys” were only trying to do things like feed their children/steal insulin for their family members because of a capitalist hellscape.