crispyhexagon [none/use name]

eve fartlow is the one that sticks

this tracks, as eve shartlow is the one that shits

:virgil-phone:

imagine using department of defense technology to stop help a guy from robbing a liquor store to pay for obtain his kids insulin by [parody in minecraft] tho

capeshit could be so much cooler if “heroes” werent objectively villains

dearest ceo of terf tech,

:get-in::gui-trans:

sincerly, :chapochat-trans:

:che-laugh:its a pair of socks, how much could it cost? $10?

looks at hourly wage :deeper-sadness:

ive said it before and ill say it again:

chattel slavery is a type of slavery. the existence of which is abhorent. but it does not in anyway invalidate, nor make less repugnant, any other type of slavery.

to say that any form of slavery is not-real-slavery because [reasons] is absolutely bourgeois shit.

slavery is slavery. end discussion.

WHY DID THEY THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?

no

me: eating a pizza alone in the dark

this post: exists

me: is this a personal attack?

:chonky-bear:

i think maybe part of it is the subject matter.

“… find harry,” ron bellowed in hermiones ear, pressing a wand into her hand, [as] they edged out of the room again into rons own bedroom, which seemed even smaller than it really was because every inch of the walls and ceiling had been covered in magical flyers and posters, the orange of idksomewizardshit and the black and red of broomsticksportballteam predominating.

when youre reading about wizards zippity zapping each other with big red sparkles, you tend to be a bit more forgiving of the language

imagine that, a sockpuppet bot account agreeing with another sockpuppet bot account about everyone being sockpuppet bot accounts.

smh my head, these upbear manipulations are getting out of hand.

beepboop this comment was ethically sourced from the arachno-syndicalist free cyborg collective of nacho-socialist extremism

lets put aside our differences

what differences?

the deep abiding love of brunch vs the pathological need to be alpha? no seriously, what fucking differences?

scp foundation is a direct continuation of the collective cthulhu mythos, change my mind

edit: you cant. it is. :squidward-chill:

we need a blazing saddles style superhero movie.

someone go back in time and get gene wilder and cleavon little, theyve got unfinished business