King Bazinga wants this shit bad, too.
From the comments where I found the above picture:
During Elon’s conversation with Trump on twitter, the one that came after he endorsed him and started sucking his dick and felt like he actually forced him into a live conversation on twitter spaces.
He was leading the conversation quite effectively, and he led Trump into this corner where he was asking REPEATEDLY if Trump would make a new area of the government.
“So really we need to reduce our government spending, and I think we need a government spending commission”
From the twitter spaces, Elon floats the idea of the government spending efficiency department and how much we need it. Then Trump starts rambling about gasoline. Again a few minutes later Elon comes back AGAIN to this government efficiency department thing.
“So would you agree we need to take a look at government spending and have perhaps a government efficiency commission that makes the spending more efficient”
Trump goes off on a tangent on to talk about jets and air force one and its paintjob etc etc etc.
But then ELON AGAIN comes back to this efficiency department, literally DRAGGING Trump back again to the subject.
“So again I just think it would be great to have a government efficiency commission that takes a look at these things and just shows that the tax payer money is spent in a good way. I’d be happy to help out with such a commission”
Trump says “I’d love it, you well you’re the greatest cutter. People go on strike and they are gone, theyre all gone”.
So Elon basically cornered Trump into this interview and then repeatedly brought up this new government department that he wants to run, managing to get Trump to agree to it.
Then low and behold, september 5th
“Trump pledges to tap Elon Musk to head government efficiency commission”
The Republican presidential candidate says the commission would audit the entire federal government and suggest ‘drastic reforms’.
Yeah yeah be funny if the imperial core collapsed because of this expanded circus fire and all that and lol accelerationism, but I also don’t want me or my family to get poisoned from toxic waste from upstream so it’s hard for me to cheer for that.
Watching him throw himself at Trump and beg for his approval is so fucking pathetic.
“I made a meme of us, do you like it? 🥺”
Narcissists tend to have selective memory, so the teenager-tier edgy baiting attempts to get
back on Twitter some time ago are apparently forgotten by both of them.If you look for it, CW for sex pest and borderline
shit.
I can’t wait for medicaid to get destroyed so I lose access to the meds that keep me sane because people like Elon make me crazy.
The Jonkler should not be a documentary.
Just like the Jonkler I get my ass kicked by billionaires.
can’t wait to see these boys get pissy at each other over some perceived slight.
it’s gonna be the cattiest, messiest shit ever.
can’t wait to see these boys get pissy at each other over some perceived slight.
it’s gonna be the cattiest, messiest shit ever.
Again.
It already happened before, but then they buddied up because of a mutual desire to escape the vague risk of legal consequences for their ongoing criminal shit.
I feel like I’m failing (at least) a Rorschach test, but I can’t unsee The Juggernaut in Trump’s chin/neck
Now I can’t unsee it. Awesome.
It’s so silly that real adult people treat this man seriously.
A department of cost efficiency in Musk’s mind would look like exactly what he did when joined Twitter and cut 80% of the staff.
In practice in governmnet this would provide Musk with the power to cut anyone he doesn’t like for political purposes. In function it would be used to perform mass purges. He’s looking for the power to be head of the purges.
Really think about it. That’s what it is.
Nothing says ‘meritocracy’ quite like introducing the latest patch for the spoils system.
It’s actually incredibly concerning to me. I think people are really blind to what it materially means when a person who is promoting nazism is trying to gain the power to be head of mass government purges.
I’m surprised Musk is still trying to pick up new grifts, like, one would think that he’d be trying his best to find a way to salvage his twitter purchase and pawn it off to someone else, what’s the point of trying to get inside the US government?
The best idea I can think of is getting a job in a Trump cabinet, de-regulating something that allows him to then make a ton of money, use it to clear whatever debts he has or holes he got himself into, and then dip out.
Failsons of that magnitude are so used to failing upwards that they don’t really have to mitigate their failures. They just put them down like broken toys and demand new toys.
If this guy gets anywhere near any position in government,you better get the hell out of D.O.D.G.E
What’s going on with the Whitehouse in that pic?
Just a classic AI image thing, where if an object is behind another object, it loses track of how far into the rear object it’s supposed to be drawing.
Treat-printed slop. THE FUTURE!
Would you believe, it’s AI generated
This is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen.
That wasn’t funny even the first time he did it.
Thank you Musk for killing the stupid dog meme.
God I would much rather have smug Pepes at this point.
Doge is dead and buried for over 2 years when NAFO apropriated it. This isn’t even a nail to its coffin, it’s a shit taken on tombstone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(title)
A doge (/doʊdʒ/ DOHJ,[1] Italian: [ˈdɔːdʒe]; plural dogi or doges; see below) was an elected lord and head of state in several Italian city-states, notably Venice and Genoa, during the medieval and Renaissance periods. Such states are referred to as “crowned republics”.
That’s kinda fitting though, USA is more or less what we would get if we inflated La Serenissima few hundred times.
Lmao he made himself taller than trump in the ai edit. Both of them are so sensitive about their height. I can’t remember if elon musk got the tech bro surgery that extends your shins to make you taller, but I certainly wouldn’t rule it out.
He’s such a loud transphobe yet he’s spent more money than most people make in their lifetimes on what we could call gender affirmation surgeries and treatments.
rich loud transphobes & ‘gender affirmation surgeries and treatments are good when i do it’
I’m begging someone to just blow up Twitter
