Imagine siding with those two corpos while also declaring yourself the ultimate rebel like in the Star War. how-much-could-it-cost

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    The department of government efficiency investigates some government service to improve the government

    The department fires almost everyone working on the government service

    The service no longer functions because it needs more than a skeleton crew to be effective

    The service gets privitized because surely the private sector can make it work

    The private sector makes things worse. The government is blamed for all the new problems caused by the private sector

    The department of government efficiency investigates some government service to improve the government

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    Elon tweets like a thousand times a day. Nobody who tweets as much as him is “efficient”, although in this case it probably helps because if he weren’t tweeting, he’d be designing cybertruck 2 or threatening to sue more advertisers for not using twitter.

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    I present to you capitalism’s finest, the whitest and most divorced man on earth:

    Deadbeat, sexist, transphobic, absentee father of multiple children, multiple divorces:✅

    Less rational and emotionally mature than the average tween:✅

    History of reactionary political posts that stoke existing right-wing and dudebro bigotries in his army of bootlicking acolytes:✅

    Owner or controlling interest in several multi-billion-dollar bazinga corpos, material value and benefits to society dubious:✅

    Fifty-fucking-three years old and memelording shit like this daily as if he’s still in primary school:✅

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    I was so glad the word epic finally fell out of favor with even the most unoriginal of reddit-logo users. Not surprised Most Divorced Man is still using it.

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    melon-musk I mostly shit post with a barely functional AI promoting pictures of myself. Tell the board members to suck my nuts. Tell my ex’s laywers to fuck off. Tell my lawyers to tell government regulators laywers to fuck off. Then spend about 4-8 hours in the K-hole…I mean work so hard I “sleep at the office”.

    He’s not getting the goverment overseer job. It would conflict of interest with his own wealth. He’s shitposting per usual.