I wish I didn’t
This is official? I was convinced it was some onion shit. :bordiga-despair:
https://www.marvel.com/articles/comics/introducing-the-new-new-warriors The names and concepts are so bad and “They’re hyper aware of modern culture and optics, and they see their Super Heroics as “a post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying.” They’re probably streaming this.” What?
Be sure to tune in to the adventures of Soyboy and Betacuck
How lib twitter poisoned must your brain be to think this’d be a good idea
Wait, Safespace is just Steven Universe
Shields, pink, woke
Reminds me of this banger I posted to /r/transgendercirclejerk when this first popped up
Marvel introduces new superhero to appeal to lgbt readers called “f*ggot”. they don’t have any superpowers their just queer or whatever. Give us money
Safespace […] can create forcefields, but he can only trigger them if he’s protecting somebody else.
They had to know there’s no way they didn’t know.
The writer who was in charge of the project used to write for Colbert and Clickhole
I don’t get much Chud off him, but it’s entirely possible that Marvel’s new Editor-in-chief (the guy who used to pretend to be Japanese) is responsible for the attempt
the guy who used to pretend to be Japanese
Just read about this on the wiki, what the actual fuck
this is definitely made by a chud who rammed this through approval as fast as possible before anyone who cared enough noticed.
that or the company was being lazy and trying to cash in on “the whole woke thing” without any real understanding of how it worked
They’re the same picture.
I just think corporate environments are more prone to greedy and apathetic than open maliciousness mainly because of how draining they are
https://www.marvel.com/articles/comics/introducing-the-new-new-warriors
Mar 17, 2020
they tried to launch this the week after the COVID shutdown started
Screentime - A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.”
Wow
The internet is a series of tubes and the thing moving around these tubes is internet gas.
So… If there is internet gas, that implies that there is internet liquid and internet solid.
Getting a nice cool cup of internet.
Grabbing a solid chunk of hexbear dot net to place on a table, maybe as a decoration.
internet gas, that implies that there is internet liquid and internet solid
Digital, the fourth state of matter
experimental internet gas
Gimmmmee i want the good shit
