Is there policy on intentional beer throwing at people?

Edit: I thought it was funny because of how “epic badass” the OP was trying to come across, plus the absurd lengths the commenters went to defend obvious antisocial behavior. Remove your reddit brainworms! The joke is not someone wanting their girlfriend to not be harassed, the joke is Reddit

Honestly screw it, I don’t think the OP is really funny anymore, either. They might come across as silly due to being angry but who doesn’t? Plus they’re vegan, so,