• Addfwyn@lemmygrad.ml
    27·
    3 天前

    Just for the fun of it, let’s grant that Russia has some secret mind-scrambling ray that can pinpoint a single person in a crowded studio, undetected. That premise is ridiculous enough, but let’s just run with it.

    Where did they deploy it from? Was there a guy in the studio? Building nearby? Biden has security service protection that is going to be screening all those places, nobody would even be able to use a handheld mind ray.

    Or does Russia have mind-melting space lasers now? From which satellite are those being beamed down?

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.mlOP
      21·
      3 天前

      Indeed, liberal conspiracy theories used to avoid devolving into outright absurdity. Nowadays, they’re embracing overtly bizarre and outlandish narratives.

      • ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml
        20·
        3 天前

        Until this election cycle, the idea that the democrats are always better than the republicans had never been significantly contested and peoples voting blue to block the republicans had been the status quo. But the genocide broke the illusion which subsequently broke liberal’s brains.

        • Justice@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
          10·
          3 天前

          I’m just envisioning Trump coming over to Biden’s makeup/prep room, whatever they get, before the debate to say good luck in private and just let him know it’s nothing personal between them. While they’re chatting Biden is getting layers upon layers of makeup caked on and Trump is just nervously inching closer and closer to Joe’s water bottle with a tiny bottle of visine eye drops. Just enough to fuck him up and counteract the speedball.

  • CCCP Enjoyer@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
    31·
    3 天前

    A 9000 year old political fossil from the era of black-apartheid with an obvious history of severe mental decline IS ACTUALLY VICTIM OF EBIL RUSHA SPACE LAZER. Occams Razor saves democracy once again.

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.mlOP
      26·
      3 天前

      It’s absolutely hilarious how liberals view Russia as a technological backwater on the brink of implosion, yet simultaneously capable of developing futuristic weaponry. This perfectly encapsulates their ability to hold two diametrically opposed beliefs at once while still maintaining an air of moral superiority.

  • DankZedong @lemmygrad.ml
    29·
    3 天前

    ‘No, mom, we can’t put grandpa in the nursing home. He is not suffering from dementia, the Republicans are just beaming him with special memory loss lasers! Wait, where are these doctors taking me?’

  • Mzuark@lemmygrad.ml
    181·
    3 天前

    As the years go on, it’s becoming really clear that Havana Syndrome was a complete hoax. If it was an energy weapon or aliens or anything, there’d be more actual evidence and verifiable reports.

    • deathtoreddit@lemmygrad.ml
      18·
      2 天前

      Counterpoint: Joe Biden’s performance on the debate

      Obviously, Russia made him shid his pants, and melted his brains, using the laser…

      I’m not an unhinged person, okay?

  • comrade-bear@lemmygrad.ml
    19·
    3 天前

    Assuming that its not complete nonesense I could totally see the scientist chuckling a bit and saying that guy Biden is acting just like that Havana syndrome nonsense that people talked. And the ex KGB guy says Biden made the scientist think of the Havana syndrome