Or at least make people forget about it faster, and that is the presidential sons debate first proposed on chapo. Hunter vs Don Jr and Eric, a no holds barred, no muting mics, all substances allowed cage match debate. 3 men enter, 1 man leaves to be crowned Biggest Presidential Son. It won’t do anything about Joe’s liquifying brain but it might make people forget, plus with Hunter’s charisma he can only help his dad’s campaign

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    biden-forgor “This is really it Neilia… I lost you… I lost Beau… now I’m gonna lose this election…”

    “Not so fast!”

    whywhywhywhywhy “Wha-!?”

    hunter “You haven’t lost me, dad!”

    [“Lose Yourself” by Eminem plays as we begin a montage of training for The Sons Debate]

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        He’s been clean for years, but at the climax of the movie he’s in his car ('04 Camry with a rusted-out rear bumper) in the parking lot during a commercial break and he realizes the only way he can win and avenge his father’s death (died in the last scene) is by hitting the pipe. He says “lord forgive me, but it’s time to go back to tha old me” and pulls a glock and a plastic baggie out from underneath the passenger seat.