START NOW! You need those!

Well, I see what you’re problem here is.

You didn’t build any coal for steam-powered pumps, you goofball.

“It’s an acceptable loss.”

Having to aim at an enemy in an FPS is just a QTE.

I thought that this was gonna be a different joke, I’m not gonna lie.

I know what the acronym is, I’m asking how in the goddamn do you figure it has them?

with lots of QTEs

? :/

Gotta eat your veggies if you want desert.

I feel like this doesn’t actually exist.

awoo

God is a Dwarf Fortress player.

Actually, he thought it was going to be arthropods.

This is literally a scene from Kaiji.

Where did all the Greasers go?

Rusty

Shsha!

That is some hilarious Evil Djinn shit though.

Punishing both the righteous outlaw for his temerity, and the thankless commoner for his greed.

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That’s a Felix bit.

This is the actual reason he got caught.

If they haven’t gotten him now I doubt they ever will. Solving murders isn’t like on CSI/copaganda show of choice, and this type of anonymous killing is the hardest to solve. Especially since the list of people who had reason to want him dead may as well just be a list of anyone screwed over by a health insurance company(+family & friends, so basically everyone in America).

Yeah, but that’s the thing. It’s not like they’re gonna just admit defeat in this situation; this is gonna get treated like the punishment of a royal assassination case in the middle ages. Somebody is gonna have to take the fall for this, whether they actually did it or not, and it’s probably going to be made in the most openly cruel way possible.