Creamsicle [none/use name]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoWhat's your favorite kind of whale? 🐳message-squaremessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up146arrow-down1message-squareWhat's your favorite kind of whale? 🐳Creamsicle [none/use name]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square38fedilinkfile-text
And don’t say sperm whale (Physeter macrocephalus) just because the name is funny. I’m a sperm whale so it’s kind of mean.
minus-squareSpiderFarmer [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoIf I cared more on the subject I’d probably say rightwhale or beaked wale, but as a passive enjoyer probably narwhal or beluga.
minus-squareallthetimesivedied [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoWhen I found Creamsicle he was I think supposed to be an anatomically-incorrect narwal, with a horn on his forehead. It was only partially attached, with the stitching frayed, so I amputated it. He doesn’t remember even having it.
If I cared more on the subject I’d probably say rightwhale or beaked wale, but as a passive enjoyer probably narwhal or beluga.
When I found Creamsicle he was I think supposed to be an anatomically-incorrect narwal, with a horn on his forehead. It was only partially attached, with the stitching frayed, so I amputated it. He doesn’t remember even having it.