Inside you there are two bears. One fantasizes about the violent execution of the bourgeoisie. The other is
They are both hexagonal
I am the ultimate switch
Lemmygradian phone posters got themselves a comic made out of that one. Switch girl and the bottomest bottom tha bottoms under bottoms. At least that’s my story lmao
Lmao thats so good
Wait she’s a switch? Do we have a top?
The blond girl is the top, I just posted both the top and bottom because that’s the only way I could think to communicate ‘switch’
I’m like, the turbo
Yeah okay and I am the :bottom-speak: so don’t even try to compare our power leveles. You will top me.
They are both trapezoidal and by joining them you get an equilateral hexagon
I was trying to think of how to explain to someone that they were asking for liberal solutions to liberal problems so I opened with “look, on Hexbear we disagree on whether or not to shoo the capitalists, not the best way to fix capitalism”.
Everyone knows Corgi only does those weekly check-in threads to screenshot your problems and then post them in the dunk tank. And the cuddle puddle? Lie with the dogs and you’re gonna get fleas… It’s literally biological warfare.
(Love you, Corgi)
Don’t worry I’ll get 10x meaner to make up for y’all
Then I will just have to get 10x nicer you have left me no choice
I’m posting about taking my dog to the farmer’s market and buying kim chi and the liberals are scared
DOG? KIM? CHI? Inner city gangs are mediating an agricultural trade treaty between North Korea and China!
yeah but i bet you wish you were buying kim xi, tankie 🤯
“I contain multitudes”, I say, slowly sinking back into my big soft bed filled with pillows and stuffies
I’m reading a book called that right now
i call the bottom of the cuddle puddle
you’re gonna get crushed! good luck
oh nooooo
cuddle pile where
Here! 👇
Lol that little pissed off owl with their little pissed of face, so dang cute
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Folks, we have the cutest, stinkiest owls. many people are saying this
[spritzes perfume onto your dirt stains]
Kibbutz. Wholesome communism.
I aspire to be
we have so many successful animal posters here on Hexbear; if only the bear herself was a poster here
Were are all my plant comrades? 🍅
I have so many fucking tomatoes
Do you want to eat more tomatoes?
:leo-pointing-meme:
It’s really funny hearing people say this place is mean or whatever since like, this place has been really supportive and nice, like when my mom died or when Im dealing with my dad at times.
I have seen people come here saying dumb stuff, getting educated, and upon responding in good faith everyone is like “ur cute let’s snuggle with my indoor cats.”
It’s fine to be a dumbass. It’s remaining to be a dumbass where people here start to lose their patience.
