Anyone who uses the term “bio hack” should be beaten to death
Gonna chase them with a machete made of laminated meat, call it bio hacking
Did this person really just soak a snus in blood? Guh???
Oh no it gets even better (read: worse). He defrosted some frozen meat and soaked it in the goop that thawed out of it. It’s not even blood
Ew.How do I unread something?
So he used gross water and myoglobin as a marinade? But why
Because he thought it was blood 🤮
Zyn? Snus?
I don’t exactly know what a “Zyn” is myself, but from reading the tweet and being a filthy Scandi, I know that must be a snus. It’s a small pouch of tobacco which people pack under their upper lip for the nicotine high with less smoke. But it’s fooken filthy in itself, and people often leave them everywhere, as annoying as cigarette butts imo. Very popular in Scandinavia, invented by the Swedes and banned in the EU (except Sweden of course.)
“The soyboys are so owned right now!” I shout triumphantly as the prions convert my cerebrum into cottage cheese
Oh yeah, but don’t forget it was the CHINESE WUHAN VIRUS. Those barbarians EAT BATS! can you believe it!??!1?
Good time to invest in manufacturers of anti parasitic products, if this takes off.
Time to make the horse cum guzzlers feel vindicated for their choice in worm medicine
Is this a new tik tok "try to start a new pandemic " challenge?
The whites are not ok
prion disease incubation is from 5 years to like 60+
so this will be a cool bomb to go off sometime down the road, like the early boomer sunset + lead toxicity one we’re all currently being subjected to.
Don’t prion diseases just kill you in a year or so?
EDIT: After incubation I mean
yeah, i have only ever heard that once they incubate and first symptoms appear, time to fatality is measured in months. so kinda more like an unknown number of people have cortex bombs set for a random interval between 5 and 60 years, than the long emergency of a bunch of agitated and emotionally disregulated elderly people slowly losing their grip on reality.
i don’t really know which one would be more destabilizing, but i really hope the number of bozos out there that soak their snuff in wildlife blood is like under 20.
LMFAO what is that PFP?!
i found it somewhere years ago when i guess some very talented sinophobe made it when john cena spoke mandarin (after years of taking classes in an effort to get the WWE to crack the china market) and used it to make a contrite apology to the people of china for mistakenly referring to taiwan as a country in a post promoting Fast and Furious 9.
obviously, for burger brains, this made him guilty of the highest form of treason and generated a lot of angry content, but when i saw the image containing my pfp i was really impressed with the technical execution and decided to reappropriate it, because to have the strength of Cena with the mind of Mao is the ultimate aspirational #LifeGoals.
Couldn’t this be considered bioterrorism? No? Why not?
WAT?!?!?
precursor to the zombie apocalypse
hell yeah ice-nine all these stupid fucking great apes i’m sick of this shit
