Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.
Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.
I hate new country songs.
Someone notify the Hague food court.
Is this a new tik tok "try to start a new pandemic " challenge?
When the firefighters find your unburned corpse.
"He could have just left. "
“Right? He didn’t have to do that.”
Wouldn’t that stinky air taste like shit?
This feels like an Elaine story arc.
“To all of you, I have something to say! Its better to burn out then fad away!” - Georgie boy
The worst part is the short people retorts. There aren’t any good ones! “At least I can find pants that fit.” or At least I can fit comfortably in a backseat. " aren’t great comebacks. I can’t roll up on some tall MF ,"What up, High pockets! Suck any giraffe dick lately? " The jezza would fuck me up. Pick me by collar and stick me inhis pocket for later.
When i started watching the show, I thought Hammond was very short, so I laughed at short jokes. Then I found out he is actually my height, and Clark is just a giant, oafish, bastard.
What you should do, get high, then get the ice cream. Its so much better now!
Another dimension! Another dimension! Another dimension! Another dimension!
Might as well get it wrapped. At least you can change the color.
My plan A was similar. Just get cremated and just be scattered around my parents graves. Just so "I’m around“. Plan b, viking funeral. Plan “c” is getting cramated, getting an half and ounce of ashes, putting it in resin keychains. Then during the memorial, “take a little piece of Bob with you.”, and hand out the keychains. Eventually, you are going to lose it, go back to my wife, because she probably has a box of leftover me somewhere.
In Edge runners, they were putting people’s cremated remains in stainless steel capsule, like a world’s worst kinder surprise. That struck me as being very plausible in the future.
What!? And ruin the bottom line!? Blasphemous!
He has the pox!
“We live in a society, you cut of fuckable meat.”
Who runs border town?