Angela Chao, the shipping company CEO and sister-in-law of outgoing Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, was intoxicated when she drove her Tesla into a lake at a Texas ranch in a fatal crash last month, according to the Blanco County Sheriff’s Office.
That’s right CEOs please get behind the wheel drunk and back your Tesla into a retaining pond.
Getting into my Tesla after 2 mimosas and a bottle of sweet riesling and saying “it’s whine o’clock!” I use the last of my air bubble before the cold water takes me to chuckle one last time at my pun.
If I was wealthy you wouldn’t catch me ever driving myself.
If I was wealthy I would be able to live someplace where I never need to drive
If I was wealthy you wouldn’t know I existed. I’d be on hour 7300 of playing Factorio.
but like, with real factories
But what about the wroom wroom
teslas make a shitty whine sound anyway
Getting into my Tesla after 2 mimosas and a bottle of sweet riesling and saying “it’s whine o’clock!” I use the last of my air bubble before the cold water takes me to chuckle one last time at my pun.
Whine mom moment.