I applaud all other people who left Reddit to let feds speak to feds.

You’re wasting your life away on what cannot be saved.

I know this is a real person because it reads like a poorly designed spam bot from the late '00s

Site tagline #782

I read this in the voice of Tommy Wiseau

pretty coherent compared to the average redditor

damn man

my social credit is +1000poopoo

i’m so fucked and owned i’ll never recover from this

Least coherent liberal.

Lol is this one of us parodying a lib?

concentrated camps

That’s where they sent the juice.

Sorry, I’ll log off now.

Well, I’m convinced.