So there’s this big ball of fire in the sky that makes everything hot and bright. Sometimes it goes away thought and it gets darker and cooler. When it’s about to go away but it’s still kinda there it makes the sky all kinds of weird colors.
Big Eldritch ball in the sky that gives people cancer if it shines light on them for too long. You can use a shaped lens to summon its dire energies on hapless targets to ignite them. Some clowns a while back figured out how to channel those same forces to power unliving machines which nominally do our bidding but sometimes violently expel their energies in a burst of toxic smoke and flame.
THE WHAT
Yah know that bright thing that makes stuff hot.
Tell us more about your wacky theory.
So there’s this big ball of fire in the sky that makes everything hot and bright. Sometimes it goes away thought and it gets darker and cooler. When it’s about to go away but it’s still kinda there it makes the sky all kinds of weird colors.
Ok bro whatever u say
Seriously go outside at the right time, it’s totally up there. You just can’t look at it for very long.
that bit is doing a lot of heavy lifting here comrade but i guess i’ve just never been outside at the exact correct second… sure…
Go out, if it’s dark wait about 6 hours then go out again
I went out at 22:00, no fireball, then I went out at 4:00, still no fireball. gotcha
oh yeah sure there’s this thing thats totally real but you just cant look at it
Big Eldritch ball in the sky that gives people cancer if it shines light on them for too long. You can use a shaped lens to summon its dire energies on hapless targets to ignite them. Some clowns a while back figured out how to channel those same forces to power unliving machines which nominally do our bidding but sometimes violently expel their energies in a burst of toxic smoke and flame.
We are a pretty cool fantasy world.