aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-210 months agoTried to log in to Hexbear after finishing work and got this screen lmaohexbear.netimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up176arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up176arrow-down1imageTried to log in to Hexbear after finishing work and got this screen lmaohexbear.netaaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-210 months agomessage-square22fedilinkfile-text
The Oracle of Hexbear wants me to purge you all It’s all fine now, this was earlier when the site was down.
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 months agoDamn. Wish that were me
minus-squareaaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoYou would’ve clicked the “ban everyone” button if it popped up, right?
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 months agoI would ban myself and everybody around me in a heartbeat. Liberate us from the machine! The cycle must be discontinued!
minus-squareaaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-210 months agoAlaskaball purges the whole website, there are no records of hexbear even existing. Every now and then a liberal on one of the other federated instances recalls our presence.
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 months agoWe become the true specter that haunts the world. We become communism!
minus-squareblakeus12 [they/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·10 months agoheaven’s gate
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 months agoHell’s hole
minus-squareaaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months ago
you all 
Damn. Wish that were me
You would’ve clicked the “ban everyone” button if it popped up, right?
I would ban myself and everybody around me in a heartbeat.
Liberate us from the machine!
The cycle must be discontinued!
Alaskaball purges the whole website, there are no records of hexbear even existing. Every now and then a liberal on one of the other federated instances recalls our presence.
We become the true specter that haunts the world.
We become communism!
heaven’s gate
Hell’s hole