Half-Life 3 announced. America collapses before its released in 2031

  • Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Trump dies before election, wins by write-in because supporters refuse to believe it. Running mate Vince McMahon becomes president.

    Republican party actually has navigate this shambles, because they put Meatball Ron on the ballot as they can’t nominate a literal corpse but he only got 4% of votes nationwide lol