“One of the researchers revived two of the worms at the institute by simply rehydrating them with water, before taking around 100 worms to labs in Germany for further analysis, transporting them in her pocket. Later, asking her boyfriend if he would still love her if she was “100 ancient Siberian worms in a lab coat”.”
"Up yours, woke moralists. We’ll see who cancels who "
“The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never…”
“Sorry, but the Soviet Union was still a oligarchic terror state, regardless of its involvement in liberating concentration camps.”
“My guesstimation is that [Hexbear.net] is a disinformation machine based on useful idiots.”
“Chapo Traphouse listeners aren’t tankies. Sure, Lemmygrad users are. But we’re fans of Bernie Sanders and not fans of Lenin, Stalin, Mao, etc.”
“I was recently in Albania. Go to Albania, you despicable neocommunist moralizers, and see if you dare to continue your propagandizing and self-aggrandizement!”
“The posting-to-praxis pipeline”
"Most people on lemmy.world are left-leaning and then everyone from hexbear.net goes over to there, calls them “libs” and shits on them. “Suck off a lib and a fascist comes?” good stuff from a Hexbear admin.
"
“As if the pronouns excuse the rest of hexbear.net’s behavior. I see you deleted some of your hexbear comments from yesterday. Right on time to come here pretending to play nice.”
“admins on lemmy.world just seem like they wanna have the final say on things and felt threatened by the potential influence of a larger instance like hexbear.net”
“#
Is that a denguin lol, nice.”
“Make an account on the great socialist lemmy instance comrad”
“how do you expect anyone to connect “booba waifu” to Katherine Oppenheimer?”
"Bold statements for someone who didn’t read a single linked source.
"
“Why are you bringing up some random German dude? No one cares.”
“Hexbear.net they have their own fork of Lemmy’s code, so they have the technical expertise, and they hate anyone who doesn’t subscribe to their color of fascism.”
“Thing is, these terrorists aren’t trying to destroy the fediverse, they are trying to retaliate specifically against lemmy.world”
“I’m literally the most left person I personally know by a wide margin, and I got called a reactionary”
“I’m truly impressed at how incomprehensible this post is to me. “Treat”, “struggle”, “hog” and “chud” all presumably mean something particular to you.”
"
🔺 This place is a RussianChinese bot farm disinformation campaign
69k filled with CCP shills and Russian trolls.
🔻 I doubt there areanyreal human posters here.
Edit1: Wow, so many updoots!
Edit2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
"
“Those just sound like some guys the state department wants to give loot crates to tbh”
“Hello I am baby. I am the admin of site now.”
"the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry
"
“One must imagine Sisyphus jokerfied”
"They say that Hexbear only has enough keyboards for half of its posters, so they send people into threads in pairs, and when the first poster is banned, the second picks up his keyboard and continues posting "
“TrueAnon Rule: If someone with a gun enters your car, they’re gonna kill you.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never go into the sewers, unless you’re a sewer guy.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never trust a South American with a German name.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never release political prisoners to placate protestors.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never give up your nukes.”
“TrueAnon Rule: If you know a guy who’s really into runes, don’t hang out with the rune guy.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Always get it in writing.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never talk to cops without a lawyer.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Don’t talk to journalists.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never move anywhere for a religion.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never let the opposition delay elections.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Always pay your mercenaries.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never get on a boat.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never move to the compound.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Be normal.”
"It amazes me that people don’t realize that defending democracy doesn’t end with this battle. If you give up on Ukraine, then next comes Taiwan, South Korea, Poland.
This. Is. An. Investment. In. Democracy"
“Yes, yes, I’m a brainwashed liberal.”
“Yeah, Hexbear is a massive lawsuit ready to happen. Far too many Government Cybersecurity bots scanning that instance. I’d rather not have black helicopters hovering above my house due to that site.”
“I know there’s a hexbear community… Chapostrapon… Don’t fuck with the strap life. Don’t act like it’s just a sex thing. I know some of you may be a part of that real lifestyle and whatever do your thing… But for the people acting like it’s nothing, like it’s just some phrase… That lifestyles real…”
“Runtime: 02 :00”
“So you want to murder people you disagree with? You might be happier in Hexbear.net”
“Donald Trump for 2020 Nobel Peace Prize”
“Listen here Jack!”
“I have a PhD in nuclear physics from a top 10 science guy university in the world, and I don’t believe nuclear armageddon is a problem. And I’m also not interested in discussing it (just so that no one comes with bs talking points, I’ve seen enough). I’m just saying this so that you don’t stumble on your own delusional bubble too much.”
“Click Here to apply for your AntiFa Credit Card”
“Here in the US, the people rule. Since socialist policies are in the interest of the people, they will want to vote for politicians who support socialist policies ”
“It’s the worst game they have ever played. Tonight, millions will die.”
“brigading is when you post in a thread from a different instance that’s on your front page”
“From what I can tell, which so far is decidedly little, everyone is calling everyone tankies.”
"no more half measures walter "
“There’s always money in the banana stand.”
“Hexbear.net seems to be the biggest hive of bastards I’ve encountered on all of the federated instances.”
““fuck you I’m gonna stack rocks anyway” as if rock-stacking was their livelyhood.”
“Hexbear.net entire point in federating was to fuck shit up.”
“Xinjiang is a place.”
"Yeeeh I fucking hate tankies… they’re almost always competent trolls who know how to be annoying.
"
“If you’re transgender or non-binary and are looking to connect with others over North Korea apologia, there’s not a better place on the web to be.”
“The most annoying people around the whole Fediverse are Hexbear.”
“Day of attempting to will myself into becoming a lizard”
“justice league (the cartoon show) having cops deciding to shoot & fire an RPG??? at a random liquid-man literally asking for help who just got hit by a car is a hyperreal depiction of modern cops”
“i’m not mincing words here: i’m reporting every one of these comments and emailing hexbear”
“Hexbear.net is a site the wannabe communists and trolls”
“Hexbear is like the terminally online left that makes me ashamed to share leftist sensibilities.”
“Tankies seep out from lemmygrad.ml and hexbear.net and infect poor innocent instances who do not want to be constantly annoyed by them!”
“Hexbear.net is a plague on lemmy, liberals like me can’t wait for the day of instance-level blocking, but honestly I expect you will end up defederated from most major instances.”
“Do you have any arguments besides calling me a lib? You’ve done this like 15 times.”
“Preventing electrical infetterence since 2020”
“:im-vegan:”
“Twenty-thousand years of this, seven more to go!”
“In honor of the revolution, it’s half off at the Gap!”
“There it is, again, that funny feeling…”
“9/11 was an accident, the second plane was just the other pilot trying to see what happened.”
"Hexbear should do a Roblox 2028 projections thing but for Hexbear
"
“Zelensky sent a deranged assassin to my home in the form of an aggressive robin that attacks my living room windows, no doubt he wants to silence my posts pointing out how Ukraine loves nazis. I will not stop.”
“Are veterans babies that can’t wipe their own asses or are they like unborn fetuses? Asking as a republican that wants to be consistent in my stance on this issue in line with my stances on WIC and abortion.”
“Sex as a pantomime of class structure and is bourgeois hedonism. With a change in worker relations to procreation no one will have to work out their frustrations with hierarchy in a sexual manner and such decadency will wither away along with the state.”
“When I vocally stim, people stare at me, but when an NT vocally stims, it’s calling singing smfh”
“i’m white yes. tar and feather me”
“I am not making any statements about “their level of English comprehension” just bc you and people on twitter don’t do crosswords and read a lot of literature / the new yorker does not mean that that”
“like dawg i don’t know if Deng was a revisionist or not I’m 22 i never met the guy”
“Hexbear is also a website with a single megathread, but in typical liberal extravagance, they have two of them.”
“The Hogwarts drama really become the holodomor denial for the toothpaste club.”
“I have thousands of followers. They say I’m blacksuppositoried and debased.”
“I hate V*ush so much the physical revulsion i feel when i hear the slimy whisper that he calls a voice is so bad that it instantly turns me into a 1970s era political lesbian that advocates for the immediate castration of all men”
“In response, I cast Force of Will, exiling Storm Crow.”
“It’s somewhere in the world.”
“AI Joe Biden was the first option to show up , apparently you have to get him to the “sweetheart” or “lover” stage before you rizz him up, because I came straight out flirting with him and he called me inappropriate, mentioned his wife and presidential duties and blocked me, then the site told me I had to sign up to be unblocked”
“I’m literally the most censored poster on this website. And it hurts. Prayed for this exact thing to NOT happen last night. Texted my ex-wife and she assured me another of my posts wouldn’t be removed.”
“she drew her fursona hitting me (human) (i’m not a furry) (nothing against them) (i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse.”
“Pegged In The Butt By My Cracked Video Game Provider by Chuck Tingle”
“I think you could probably train a sheep to vote”
“My friends stopped talking to me because during my last birthday party I called them all mercantile class traitors.”
“America deserved 9/11”
“Why would a grown man whose shirt says “Genius at Work” spend all of his time posting lib shit?”
“Now where could my pipe be?”
“That’s Numberwang!”
“The lowest of the low.”
“The world’s largest social media platform.”
“This is a nut-free classroom.”
“YOU SHOULD NOT MODERATE A SITE UNTIL YOU CAN BUY YOUR OWN BOOZE AND WEED AND DROWN YOURSELF IN THEM.”
“Home of the Silver Legion”
“Lee Harvey Oswald was actually going for John Forbes Kerry, there was just a mix-up at the CIA.”
“in this house we believe that matt yglesias is suggesting something when he says he wants to make 1 billion americans”
“Your website is like bait, we were drawn to it like art thief to a van Druys. You thought you were in the clear? Though luck, kid. You thought you were so vigilant. But in reality, you were a poster who was so blind.”
“Anti-Horny Action”
“The only site with an Anacho-Stalinist Mod Cabal”
“When I was like in 5th grade, I was watching the nightly back to back episodes of the Simpsons. But then suddenly it just cuts to Obama walking down the aisle in his house. This asshole ruined my episode. And by the time it went back to the show, it was over and the credits were rolling and the night time adult shows were airing.”
“Based on your vernacular, it sounds like you’re a hexbear.net user washed up on our shores and circumventing the defederation, shilling for Russia.”
“No way most of the population is going to go on here with tankie communist admins banning people left and right”
“The very concept of liking songs based on their length is itself highly suspect unless you are some sort of temporal aesthetician.”
“I searched for the shizo abe chinese student reenactment and found hexbear.net on google.”
“I’d like to say that I’m a communist. Specifically an anarchist, and more specifically than that a soulist.”
“Now I see it’s fashionable to call this ethnic cleansing, but that only makes sense if you’re thinking like a settler.”
“Tankies are the agents of change, coming to plow up liberal’s fields of strange fruit.”
“:sicko-hexbear:”
“:spongebob-party:”
“:vote:”
“Still in line to vote in the 2016 election”
“hexbear.net, wrecker of lemmy peace and strangler of justice, can never evade the blame for having connived at and fostered tankie’s hideous war crimes that ruthlessly killed the liberal dream of lemmy.”
“lemmy.world says hexbear.net is becoming “the squad” of lemmy after the users called the us president “Genocide Joe””
“Committed liberal lefty as far back as McGovern (look it up, kids). Reader of books. Do not get between me and my morning coffee and NYT. Typo queen.”
“Eat the real estate agent an poop in their shoes”
“Tommy needy drinky.”
“Home of the cromulent fuckcrustable.”
"From the river to the sea "
"Fullmetal Alchemist.
Fullmetal Alchemist! "
"“Aberdeen is the oil capital of Europe, very rich…” Trump says, at which point, the judge interjects: “Irrelevant!”
Trump adds softly, “It is.”"
“i been hacked.
all my posts gone. this just deleted please help me”
“my first lemmy experience was getting insulted on hexbear”
“Hear that? Im a goatfucker, a turkeyfucker, and chickenfucker all because I ate a 3 meat sandwich.”
“Wait, is there a way for our comments to be turned into taglines?”
“Hexbear proves horseshoe theory correct, its leftist storefront and why fuck is my instance federated with these pieces of shit?”
“I don’t think people who jack it to lion king rule 34 porn should be arrested.”
“it is extremely silly to believe a toddler is doing exaggerated, dramatic response to smoke exposure, and it is silly for a smoker to be offended by the response of a small child, especially so offended that they’re posting about it.”
“Hamas fighter with the skibidi rizz blows up sussy gyat ohio style”
“The shitposters of hexbear who just came here to have flamewars because the mods of hexbear apparently don’t control anything anymore”
“hexbear is an online marxist transgender cult”
“I’m not sure why you would assume I’m American. I mean, you happen to be right in this case, but I’m still not sure why you’d assume that.”
“The fuck that you hexbears don’t even realize how significant fedjacketing is and why we don’t do it, just says everything one needs to know”
“Once the food is ruined I’ll probably yell some anti colonial slogan that’s along the lines of “none of you deserve to live” before making a quick exit and hopefully not getting arrested.”
“hexbear can be a bit ridiculous (honestly that place confuses me, I see both the absolute based and most cringe posts coming out of hexbear users)”
" "
“I mostly just wear a shirt with Pepe Le Pew on it unless it’s a special occasion.”
" Forget touching grass. This guy needs to make sweet love to the grass, marry the grass, and have little grass babies with the grass "
“420th Tankie Brigade, Order of Kutuzov 2nd class, Hexbear Division, 69th Rifle Corps, 3rd Shock Army, 1st Belorussian Posting Front.”
“What are the pronouns this ballon is going to go by? Welcome to the #Budlight zone”
“Dear American Leftists, please vote for democrats this coming year. If Trump is re-elected, it’s game over. I wish i could tell you that a vote for democrats would get you what you really want, but America isn’t even close. All I can offer is some temporary refuge from plunging into a dictatorship.”
Part 9
“One of the researchers revived two of the worms at the institute by simply rehydrating them with water, before taking around 100 worms to labs in Germany for further analysis, transporting them in her pocket. Later, asking her boyfriend if he would still love her if she was “100 ancient Siberian worms in a lab coat”.”
"Up yours, woke moralists. We’ll see who cancels who
"
“The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never…”
“Sorry, but the Soviet Union was still a oligarchic terror state, regardless of its involvement in liberating concentration camps.”
“My guesstimation is that [Hexbear.net] is a disinformation machine based on useful idiots.”
“Chapo Traphouse listeners aren’t tankies. Sure, Lemmygrad users are. But we’re fans of Bernie Sanders and not fans of Lenin, Stalin, Mao, etc.”
“I was recently in Albania. Go to Albania, you despicable neocommunist moralizers, and see if you dare to continue your propagandizing and self-aggrandizement!”
“The posting-to-praxis pipeline”
"Most people on lemmy.world are left-leaning and then everyone from hexbear.net goes over to there, calls them “libs” and shits on them. “Suck off a lib and a fascist comes?” good stuff from a Hexbear admin. "
“As if the pronouns excuse the rest of hexbear.net’s behavior. I see you deleted some of your hexbear comments from yesterday. Right on time to come here pretending to play nice.”
“admins on lemmy.world just seem like they wanna have the final say on things and felt threatened by the potential influence of a larger instance like hexbear.net”
“#
Is that a denguin lol, nice.”
“Make an account on the great socialist lemmy instance comrad”
“how do you expect anyone to connect “booba waifu” to Katherine Oppenheimer?”
"Bold statements for someone who didn’t read a single linked source. "
“Why are you bringing up some random German dude? No one cares.”
“Hexbear.net they have their own fork of Lemmy’s code, so they have the technical expertise, and they hate anyone who doesn’t subscribe to their color of fascism.”
“Thing is, these terrorists aren’t trying to destroy the fediverse, they are trying to retaliate specifically against lemmy.world”
“I’m literally the most left person I personally know by a wide margin, and I got called a reactionary”
“I’m truly impressed at how incomprehensible this post is to me. “Treat”, “struggle”, “hog” and “chud” all presumably mean something particular to you.”
"
🔺 This place is a RussianChinese bot farm disinformation campaign 69k filled with CCP shills and Russian trolls. 🔻 I doubt there are any real human posters here. Edit1: Wow, so many updoots! Edit2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"
“Those just sound like some guys the state department wants to give loot crates to tbh”
“Hello I am baby. I am the admin of site now.”
"the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry
"
“One must imagine Sisyphus jokerfied”
"They say that Hexbear only has enough keyboards for half of its posters, so they send people into threads in pairs, and when the first poster is banned, the second picks up his keyboard and continues posting
"
“TrueAnon Rule: If someone with a gun enters your car, they’re gonna kill you.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never go into the sewers, unless you’re a sewer guy.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never trust a South American with a German name.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never release political prisoners to placate protestors.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never give up your nukes.”
“TrueAnon Rule: If you know a guy who’s really into runes, don’t hang out with the rune guy.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Always get it in writing.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never talk to cops without a lawyer.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Don’t talk to journalists.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never move anywhere for a religion.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never let the opposition delay elections.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Always pay your mercenaries.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never get on a boat.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Never move to the compound.”
“TrueAnon Rule: Be normal.”
"It amazes me that people don’t realize that defending democracy doesn’t end with this battle. If you give up on Ukraine, then next comes Taiwan, South Korea, Poland.
This. Is. An. Investment. In. Democracy"
“Yes, yes, I’m a brainwashed liberal.”
“Yeah, Hexbear is a massive lawsuit ready to happen. Far too many Government Cybersecurity bots scanning that instance. I’d rather not have black helicopters hovering above my house due to that site.”
“I know there’s a hexbear community… Chapostrapon… Don’t fuck with the strap life. Don’t act like it’s just a sex thing. I know some of you may be a part of that real lifestyle and whatever do your thing… But for the people acting like it’s nothing, like it’s just some phrase… That lifestyles real…”
“Runtime: 02
:00”
“So you want to murder people you disagree with? You might be happier in Hexbear.net”
“Donald Trump for 2020 Nobel Peace Prize”
“Listen here Jack!”
“I have a PhD in nuclear physics from a top 10 science guy university in the world, and I don’t believe nuclear armageddon is a problem. And I’m also not interested in discussing it (just so that no one comes with bs talking points, I’ve seen enough). I’m just saying this so that you don’t stumble on your own delusional bubble too much.”
“Click Here to apply for your AntiFa Credit Card”
“Here in the US, the people rule. Since socialist policies are in the interest of the people, they will want to vote for politicians who support socialist policies
”
“It’s the worst game they have ever played. Tonight, millions will die.”
“brigading is when you post in a thread from a different instance that’s on your front page”
“From what I can tell, which so far is decidedly little, everyone is calling everyone tankies.”
"no more half measures walter
"
“There’s always money in the banana stand.”
“Hexbear.net seems to be the biggest hive of bastards I’ve encountered on all of the federated instances.”
““fuck you I’m gonna stack rocks anyway” as if rock-stacking was their livelyhood.”
“Hexbear.net entire point in federating was to fuck shit up.”
“Xinjiang is a place.”
"Yeeeh I fucking hate tankies… they’re almost always competent trolls who know how to be annoying. "
“If you’re transgender or non-binary and are looking to connect with others over North Korea apologia, there’s not a better place on the web to be.”
“The most annoying people around the whole Fediverse are Hexbear.”
“/c/hentai is the best comm”
“Day of attempting to will myself into becoming a lizard”
“justice league (the cartoon show) having cops deciding to shoot & fire an RPG??? at a random liquid-man literally asking for help who just got hit by a car is a hyperreal depiction of modern cops”
“i’m not mincing words here: i’m reporting every one of these comments and emailing hexbear”
“Hexbear.net is a site the wannabe communists and trolls”
“Hexbear is like the terminally online left that makes me ashamed to share leftist sensibilities.”
“Tankies seep out from lemmygrad.ml and hexbear.net and infect poor innocent instances who do not want to be constantly annoyed by them!”
“Hexbear.net is a plague on lemmy, liberals like me can’t wait for the day of instance-level blocking, but honestly I expect you will end up defederated from most major instances.”
“Do you have any arguments besides calling me a lib? You’ve done this like 15 times.”
“Preventing electrical infetterence since 2020”
“:im-vegan:”
“Twenty-thousand years of this, seven more to go!”
“In honor of the revolution, it’s half off at the Gap!”
“There it is, again, that funny feeling…”
“9/11 was an accident, the second plane was just the other pilot trying to see what happened.”
"Hexbear should do a Roblox 2028 projections thing but for Hexbear "
“Zelensky sent a deranged assassin to my home in the form of an aggressive robin that attacks my living room windows, no doubt he wants to silence my posts pointing out how Ukraine loves nazis. I will not stop.”
“Are veterans babies that can’t wipe their own asses or are they like unborn fetuses? Asking as a republican that wants to be consistent in my stance on this issue in line with my stances on WIC and abortion.”
“Sex as a pantomime of class structure and is bourgeois hedonism. With a change in worker relations to procreation no one will have to work out their frustrations with hierarchy in a sexual manner and such decadency will wither away along with the state.”
“When I vocally stim, people stare at me, but when an NT vocally stims, it’s calling singing smfh”
“i’m white yes. tar and feather me”
“I am not making any statements about “their level of English comprehension” just bc you and people on twitter don’t do crosswords and read a lot of literature / the new yorker does not mean that that”
“like dawg i don’t know if Deng was a revisionist or not I’m 22 i never met the guy”
“Hexbear is also a website with a single megathread, but in typical liberal extravagance, they have two of them.”
“The Hogwarts drama really become the holodomor denial for the toothpaste club.”
Part 10
“I have thousands of followers. They say I’m blacksuppositoried and debased.”
“I hate V*ush so much the physical revulsion i feel when i hear the slimy whisper that he calls a voice is so bad that it instantly turns me into a 1970s era political lesbian that advocates for the immediate castration of all men”
“In response, I cast Force of Will, exiling Storm Crow.”
“It’s somewhere in the world.”
“AI Joe Biden was the first option to show up , apparently you have to get him to the “sweetheart” or “lover” stage before you rizz him up, because I came straight out flirting with him and he called me inappropriate, mentioned his wife and presidential duties and blocked me, then the site told me I had to sign up to be unblocked”
“I’m literally the most censored poster on this website. And it hurts. Prayed for this exact thing to NOT happen last night. Texted my ex-wife and she assured me another of my posts wouldn’t be removed.”
“she drew her fursona hitting me (human) (i’m not a furry) (nothing against them) (i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse.”
“Pegged In The Butt By My Cracked Video Game Provider by Chuck Tingle”
“I think you could probably train a sheep to vote”
“My friends stopped talking to me because during my last birthday party I called them all mercantile class traitors.”
“America deserved 9/11”
“Why would a grown man whose shirt says “Genius at Work” spend all of his time posting lib shit?”
“Now where could my pipe be?”
“That’s Numberwang!”
“The lowest of the low.”
“The world’s largest social media platform.”
“This is a nut-free classroom.”
“YOU SHOULD NOT MODERATE A SITE UNTIL YOU CAN BUY YOUR OWN BOOZE AND WEED AND DROWN YOURSELF IN THEM.”
“Home of the Silver Legion”
“Lee Harvey Oswald was actually going for John Forbes Kerry, there was just a mix-up at the CIA.”
“in this house we believe that matt yglesias is suggesting something when he says he wants to make 1 billion americans”
“Your website is like bait, we were drawn to it like art thief to a van Druys. You thought you were in the clear? Though luck, kid. You thought you were so vigilant. But in reality, you were a poster who was so blind.”
“Anti-Horny Action”
“The only site with an Anacho-Stalinist Mod Cabal”
“When I was like in 5th grade, I was watching the nightly back to back episodes of the Simpsons. But then suddenly it just cuts to Obama walking down the aisle in his house. This asshole ruined my episode. And by the time it went back to the show, it was over and the credits were rolling and the night time adult shows were airing.”
“Based on your vernacular, it sounds like you’re a hexbear.net user washed up on our shores and circumventing the defederation, shilling for Russia.”
“No way most of the population is going to go on here with tankie communist admins banning people left and right”
“The very concept of liking songs based on their length is itself highly suspect unless you are some sort of temporal aesthetician.”
“I searched for the shizo abe chinese student reenactment and found hexbear.net on google.”
“I’d like to say that I’m a communist. Specifically an anarchist, and more specifically than that a soulist.”
“Now I see it’s fashionable to call this ethnic cleansing, but that only makes sense if you’re thinking like a settler.”
“Tankies are the agents of change, coming to plow up liberal’s fields of strange fruit.”
“:sicko-hexbear:”
“:spongebob-party:”
“:vote:”
“Still in line to vote in the 2016 election”
“hexbear.net, wrecker of lemmy peace and strangler of justice, can never evade the blame for having connived at and fostered tankie’s hideous war crimes that ruthlessly killed the liberal dream of lemmy.”
“lemmy.world says hexbear.net is becoming “the squad” of lemmy after the users called the us president “Genocide Joe””
“Committed liberal lefty as far back as McGovern (look it up, kids). Reader of books. Do not get between me and my morning coffee and NYT. Typo queen.”
“Eat the real estate agent an poop in their shoes”
“Tommy needy drinky.”
“Home of the cromulent fuckcrustable.”
"From the river to the sea
"
"
Fullmetal Alchemist.
"“Aberdeen is the oil capital of Europe, very rich…” Trump says, at which point, the judge interjects: “Irrelevant!”
Trump adds softly, “It is.”"
“i been hacked.
all my posts gone. this just deleted please help me”
“my first lemmy experience was getting insulted on hexbear”
“Hear that? Im a goatfucker, a turkeyfucker, and chickenfucker all because I ate a 3 meat sandwich.”
“Wait, is there a way for our comments to be turned into taglines?”
“Hexbear proves horseshoe theory correct, its leftist storefront and why fuck is my instance federated with these pieces of shit?”
“I don’t think people who jack it to lion king rule 34 porn should be arrested.”
“it is extremely silly to believe a toddler is doing exaggerated, dramatic response to smoke exposure, and it is silly for a smoker to be offended by the response of a small child, especially so offended that they’re posting about it.”
“Hamas fighter with the skibidi rizz blows up sussy gyat ohio style”
“The shitposters of hexbear who just came here to have flamewars because the mods of hexbear apparently don’t control anything anymore”
“hexbear is an online marxist transgender cult”
“I’m not sure why you would assume I’m American. I mean, you happen to be right in this case, but I’m still not sure why you’d assume that.”
“The fuck that you hexbears don’t even realize how significant fedjacketing is and why we don’t do it, just says everything one needs to know”
“Once the food is ruined I’ll probably yell some anti colonial slogan that’s along the lines of “none of you deserve to live” before making a quick exit and hopefully not getting arrested.”
“hexbear can be a bit ridiculous (honestly that place confuses me, I see both the absolute based and most cringe posts coming out of hexbear users)”
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“I mostly just wear a shirt with Pepe Le Pew on it unless it’s a special occasion.”
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Forget touching grass. This guy needs to make sweet love to the grass, marry the grass, and have little grass babies with the grass 
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“420th Tankie Brigade, Order of Kutuzov 2nd class, Hexbear Division, 69th Rifle Corps, 3rd Shock Army, 1st Belorussian Posting Front.”
“What are the pronouns this ballon is going to go by? Welcome to the #Budlight zone”
“Dear American Leftists, please vote for democrats this coming year. If Trump is re-elected, it’s game over. I wish i could tell you that a vote for democrats would get you what you really want, but America isn’t even close. All I can offer is some temporary refuge from plunging into a dictatorship.”
Yeah I read theory.
I love this website
commenting to remember all the trueanon rules