Greetings fellow Hexabear comrades, I’ve recently come into possession of a large quantity of C4 diverted from the Ukraine war. I’m willing to sell it to you on an incredible discount since I very much sympathize with your woke and very righteous far left liberal agenda. Just promise me you’ll use it to finally hit the oil company executives where they live and it’s all yours, my friends.

All you need to do is let me know the address of your headquarters where you keep your servers, I’ll meet your head administrators there to make the exchange tomorrow afternoon. Actually, I’d like to request the entire Hexabear moderation team attend this meeting as well. I’d love to meet all of my new comrades in arms for our righteous offensive on the American way, I have no doubt that together we will catalyze the revolution!