Yes this is a shit post

  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.netOP
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    1 year ago

    If I owned the toilet I shit in instead of renting it from a predatory landlord I would absolutely have a bidet.

    Imagine a world where instead of renting a place to shit we all have our own place to shit that we can customize to our liking!

    • D3FNC [any]@hexbear.net
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      1 year ago

      I got a bidet from Costco for 19$ and installed it myself with no tools, the only thing I’ll ever own is the dignity that comes from having a butthole that doesn’t itch

      • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.netOP
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        1 year ago

        My landlord would probably rip it out and charge me for it. She’s extreme. She once tried to fine me for putting the wrong filter in the heater because I bought a different (and more expensive) brand than the one that was in there. I don’t dare make any minute improvements to my space or she’ll raise my rent again.

        Hopefully getting out of here next year and buying a building with some other comrades in my area in a co-op like situation. And then I’ll take out a small personal loan and buy one of those fancy $1000 bidets because my butthole deserves it

        • macerated_baby_presidents [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          hey remember in most places, the landlord has to give you notice before entry unless it’s an emergency. Check lease and local laws; in chicago you get 24h. I would just do it and keep bathroom door closed if I were you. It’s a super simple install, you put a tee on the flexible line from wall to toilet so that it also sends cold water to the bidet. You can take it off pretty quickly as well, in case landlord needs to repair bathroom stuff and you don’t want to get in trouble.

          Good luck with your asshole + landlord