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minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-28 days agoOn the Venn diagram of people who think Jesus spoke English and people who think capitalism invented the iPhone there is a lot of overlap.
minus-squaregodlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-28 days agojesus was born in texas, the greatest state god ever created. he spoke english and a little spanish just to get by, but he wasnt happy about it.
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 days agoI read that last line in a west Texas accent and it’s
minus-squarePolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoNo, Jesus was a Russian, his full name was Jesus Ipanenko, as evidenced by old Polish christmas carol.
On the Venn diagram of people who think Jesus spoke English and people who think capitalism invented the iPhone there is a lot of overlap.
jesus was born in texas, the greatest state god ever created. he spoke english and a little spanish just to get by, but he wasnt happy about it.
I read that last line in a west Texas accent and it’s
No, Jesus was a Russian, his full name was Jesus Ipanenko, as evidenced by old Polish christmas carol.