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minus-squarecame_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·edit-21 month agopfft. a knife? to scoop and spread condiments? I get the widest spoon that will fit in the mouth of the jar. I am not a child playing foolish little baby games. I am crafting a profane altar of shame to ritually murder my hunger.
minus-squarejohn_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoborn to scoop by hand, forced to use a spoon
pfft. a knife? to scoop and spread condiments? I get the widest spoon that will fit in the mouth of the jar.
I am not a child playing foolish little baby games. I am crafting a profane altar of shame to ritually murder my hunger.
born to scoop by hand, forced to use a spoon