Senator Schumer and Representative Jefferies meet in the Windy City that was also known as Chicago and it was good. And lo Senator Schumer said unto Representative Jefferies “How are your sales doing, bro? Can I call ya bro? I feel like I can! We’re both on book tours?” And Representative Jefferies said “You can call me bro. You can…” and he sang “You Can Call Me Al” And there was much mirth. But Representative Jefferies had hidden anger in his heart. He hateth the term “bro”.