Oh shit. The Dems are eyeing Hasan as their lefty Joe Rogan.
The thing is that Dems kinda aren’t.
They keep asking and searching, and Hasan is exactly who they are looking for, but it’s impossible for them to actually embrace or even entertain the possibility of anything progressive. They don’t really even lie anymore.
They want someon “cool” to promote their empty neoliberal platform, but nobody cool wants anything to do with it (cause it sucks major ass).
Yeah, there’s no way they’ll accept someone who criticizes the system
especially when every time he has been asked if he’s the leftist joe rogan, his answer has been “you don’t need podcasts, you need policy”
-Gunfire -Teargas -Explosions
Hasan: Uh oh!
He’s also hot, which probably contributes to him being popular
