beef_curds [she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-210 months agoWhen you get surprised with breakfast in bed, are you supposed to pretend you don't have to get up and piss?message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareWhen you get surprised with breakfast in bed, are you supposed to pretend you don't have to get up and piss?beef_curds [she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-210 months agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
I’m not sure this happens irl. Is breakfast in bed a real thing or just tv? I don’t want crumbs in my bed.
minus-squareRam_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoYou’re supposed to piss on the breakfast to establish dominance.
You’re supposed to piss on the breakfast to establish dominance.