Easter commemorates when a giant humanoid bunny returned from the dead to give us chocolate. We eat chocolate bunnies now in an act of symbolic cannibalism to remember him.
Mathew 26:26
As they were eating, the bunny took some chocolate and blessed it. Then he broke it in pieces and gave it to the disciples, saying, “Take this and eat it, for this is my body.”
I keep forgetting Easter is actually a religious thing lol
Easter commemorates when a giant humanoid bunny returned from the dead to give us chocolate. We eat chocolate bunnies now in an act of symbolic cannibalism to remember him.
Mathew 26:26
As they were eating, the bunny took some chocolate and blessed it. Then he broke it in pieces and gave it to the disciples, saying, “Take this and eat it, for this is my body.”
And like many “christian” holidays its origins are way cooler than the modern holiday.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ēostre