InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-23 months ago[Not the Onion] The couple who want to make America...hexbear.netexternal-linkmessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1114arrow-down1external-link[Not the Onion] The couple who want to make America...hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square73fedilinkfile-text
https://archive.ph/8Jw61 For what it’s worth - the Washington Post put the article in the style section.
minus-squareRom [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·edit-23 months ago Industry Americus Octavian George Torsten Savage Titan Invictus These parents weren’t stuffed in lockers enough as kids
minus-squarecrime [she/her, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·3 months agotaking a stab at what these kids will be called when they’re inevitably stuffed into lockers themselves: Industrial Waste Octopus George, Depravian George Testicular Torsten Tetanus Infectus
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·3 months agoNew Mad Max cast
minus-squareCarl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months ago Octopus George This nickname is potentially a blessing, depends on Octopus’ personality.
minus-squareKrem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoThirsting Sewage In reality, these kids will just pick a kinda normal name as they’re growing up, like most kids whose parents give them names that border on mild CA Indy/Rick Avvy/George Tor/Orry Ty/Vic
minus-squareBigBoyKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoBrass Eye tier names (eg. Alabaster Codify, Chuck Fadanoid, David Compression, Alan Fortune-Vatch, Tasscam Holiday, Accelorata Jengold et al)
minus-squarepinguinu [any]@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoWait these are those funky “American” names from that weird SNES Japanese baseball game
minus-squareCrookedSerpent [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI was stuffed into so many fucking lockers as a kid. Maybe that’s why I turned out communist… 🤔
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These parents weren’t stuffed in lockers enough as kids
taking a stab at what these kids will be called when they’re inevitably stuffed into lockers themselves:
New Mad Max cast
This nickname is potentially a blessing, depends on Octopus’ personality.
Thirsting Sewage
In reality, these kids will just pick a kinda normal name as they’re growing up, like most kids whose parents give them names that border on mild CA
Indy/Rick
Avvy/George
Tor/Orry
Ty/Vic
Brass Eye tier names (eg. Alabaster Codify, Chuck Fadanoid, David Compression, Alan Fortune-Vatch, Tasscam Holiday, Accelorata Jengold et al)
Wait these are those funky “American” names from that weird SNES Japanese baseball game
I was stuffed into so many fucking lockers as a kid. Maybe that’s why I turned out communist… 🤔