Me in my 30s: “my doctor says I need to eat nothing but kale and lukewarm water or I’ll die at 50” deeper-sadness

  • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    maybe all the microplatics shielded him from all the cancers somehow.

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      3 days ago

      “Mr. Burns, you are the sickest man in the United States” - but there are too many germs and they all cancel each other out.”