We absolutely know who the shooter is, which is why we’re raising the bounty to lure them into a false sense of security. The net is closing in.

https://archive.ph/kWQc1

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    15 days ago

    “Hello, FBI? Yes, I have some information. The shooter was dressed in black and had a backpack on, and he had a gun. … Well I didn’t see ‘novel’ and ‘useful’ anywhere in the ad, do I get my 50k by check or…?”