American companies would never spy on consumers
In capitalist America, TV watches you!
the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry
I haven’t opened it up but I would bet you my coffee maker has exactly three wires in it
The red one is communist
Literally one of the simplest devices in my home, which has been simplified and cost cut to the point where it’s literally just a single hot plate and some tubing
I love how they act like American devices don’t do the exact same thing
But if you’re American it’s your duty to be spied on by your overlords, not their overlords
They do the same thing, but can actually effect your life.
What the heck is Xi gonna do if he sees I drink coffee? Post about it? Biden could order me killed in a moments notice.
Me talking loudly into my google phone about how much I love Capitalism and then switching to talking loudly into my Huwaei phone about how much I hate Capitalism.
Experts say
[whom?]
Me, I am the expert they consult. They pay me in cardstock images of George Washington. Its not much, but its honest work
the Chinese are in your walls
I play red sun in the sky on a daily basis so they know to spare me
The surgical dongfeng missle strike will spare every hexbrar’s house fr fr
Spare me? I’ll be guiding them to my exact location with two of those glow sticks they use at the airport.
This is why I have a Xiaomi phone. Sure, it’s a little bloated with apps. But who knows what it’s doing to the telecom network?
You can look into the Universal Android Debloater if you want to remove apps that you’d like to remove. Do be careful tho.
Buying generic recyclable nespresso pods so Xi knows I’m the real deal
They’ve got reams, Jerry, REAMS!
Concerning.
