Now your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.

Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net · 10 months ago

Now your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.

REgon [they/them]@hexbear.net · edit-2 10 months ago

Lmao reminds me of the time a lawyer talked to Elon like one talks to a child with their hand in the cookie jar

Homer_Simpson [they/them]@hexbear.net · 10 months ago

Which time?

REgon [they/them]@hexbear.net · 10 months ago

I’ve been looking for the court transcript, but can’t find it.
The interaction was basically the lawyer asking him if he was the CEO and he said no, and then the lawyer showing him a document he signed as CEO the day before. Very funny.

Did find this, which is from the same transcript

I also found this set of highlights, which includes some other fun stuff https://qz.com/elon-musk-deposition-highlights-1851399387