If you live near or around sea level, especially in the Tampa Bay area, you can not survive the forecasted storm surge by accident. This is not a joke. I know you may have lived in Florida your whole life and been through dozens of hurricanes, but it only takes one you aren’t prepared for. As a result of having narrowly avoided multiple severe hurricane impacts over the past 100 years, the Tampa Bay area has been built up with little consideration for the fact that it eventually would be hit. The only regional trauma center is at sea level and on an island.
Do not play with your life.
Also do not accidentally dox yourself on this post
But what if enough data centers dumped enough carbon in the air and dried up enough groundwater to make an “AI” waifu with sufficient computing power that the prompted treat printed has a text blurb that says “nyaaaaaah here’s the techno magic solution to climate change, senpai!”
spoiler
“You shouldn’t have fucking built all those datacenters in the first place, computer touching dipshits. Baka.”