Tell each of them individually that they are the favorite but not to tell the others this fact.
Have a family meeting with all my children. Produce a sealed folder. Tell them its a new will and the favorite child will get everything. Watch chaos unfold while eating a Filet o Fish sandwich. Take too big of a bite and die. Inside the folder is a Polaroid of me and Jeffrey Epstein with our names on the back written in glitter ink.
I’d tell all his kids that I love them and I’m proud of them. I feel like it would be fun to see how that plays out later.
Tell each of them individually that they are the favorite but not to tell the others this fact.
Have a family meeting with all my children. Produce a sealed folder. Tell them its a new will and the favorite child will get everything. Watch chaos unfold while eating a Filet o Fish sandwich. Take too big of a bite and die. Inside the folder is a Polaroid of me and Jeffrey Epstein with our names on the back written in glitter ink.
I think your comment needs a spoiler tag.
welp. my dad did the first part. hopefully not the second