You are a pirate! Talk like one! 
“Fuck, zero seeders. Maybe the specialized tracker has it?”
Dont use uTorrent, use one of the open source clients. I personally like qBittorrent on the desktop or rtorrent on a server.
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“i’m going to be king of the pirates”
Yaaar I love dowloadin’ music illegally off the interwebs!
[ahem]
Now that I have your attention, a little PSA: downloading music illegally is a crime. In 2002 Metallica wasn’t able to afford a third yacht since piracy cut into .000000000000001% of their sales. Please think of the artist before you “seed”.
yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i got victoria 3 today. now i need to patch it like 6 times through a translated russian site… arrrrrrrrrrrrr
Yar, it’s time over throw the monarchy and free slaves!
tom scott be havin’ his pre shivered timbers.
