Mine’s a tie between a near future and a not so near future sci-fantasy bazinga take:
“Self-driving cars are the key to a post-scarcity future!” (when asked how the fuck that conclusion was drawn, I was told “do the research.”)
“Even if climate change is proven to actually be a problem, climate doesn’t matter in space. We can have fully sustainable cattle farms in orbit producing as much meat as we need. Elon Musk.” (yes, that bazinga fuck actually said “Elon Musk” at the end of that claim like it somehow stamped a seal upon the rest of the take)
WTF the
take is supposed to be that we’ll all live in giant self-sufficient skyscrapers that grow made-to-order beef in bioreactors, not animal agriculture in space! 
Bazingas have slid rightward on the Overton window to the point that synthetic meat isn’t “based” enough and the cruelty’s the point to them.
Flavor is stored in the suffering
Bioreactos don’t generate suffering. Am I missing something here?
Like this?