That’s a cool cactus

oh shit whaddup

This way, western man

He told me to read Lenin

Did you?

man doesn’t have a forehead, he’s got a fortyhead

Put a mustache on it and it’s the jumbo cactuar from final fantasy.

h-he-hello cactus-kun

Doug Cactidome, owner of the Dimsdale Cactidome

Ouch! I hope you’re okay!

Poor guy. I wonder what happened to his right arm.

Something’s going on in that desert, so shocking it made a man out of a cactus, expression and all.

Oh shit, it’s Sonoran Sam

I think this guy is either a master jedi (and on the council) or about to beat the shit out of mutant ants