“nooo ABC you’re just a chronic smoker and have a high tolerance for THC and CBD as a result” shut up I don’t want your Delta9 I want the REAL shit “it is the real shit it is” NO IF I DON’T HAVE TO DRIVE MY DEALER TO ACTUALLY PICK UP THE WEED FROM HIS GROWER, AND IT ISN’T WRAPPED UP IN A PIECE OF PLASTIC BAGGING FROM THE LOCAL GROCERY STORE AND I DON’T HAVE TO TAKE HIM TO THE LIQUOR STORE ON OUR WAY BACK - ITS MIDS
hahaha it reaches peak levels of THC when, as your dealer is exiting the vehicle, you go “can I take $5 off for gas?” and he says “…wtf we didn’t go that far” before asking if you want one of the puppies his dog recently had. NO I DO NOT BRO I WANT MY GAS REIMBURSED
that’s right.
“nooo ABC you’re just a chronic smoker and have a high tolerance for THC and CBD as a result” shut up I don’t want your Delta9 I want the REAL shit “it is the real shit it is” NO IF I DON’T HAVE TO DRIVE MY DEALER TO ACTUALLY PICK UP THE WEED FROM HIS GROWER, AND IT ISN’T WRAPPED UP IN A PIECE OF PLASTIC BAGGING FROM THE LOCAL GROCERY STORE AND I DON’T HAVE TO TAKE HIM TO THE LIQUOR STORE ON OUR WAY BACK - ITS MIDS
it actually finishes ripening on the un-air-conditioned ride back home
hahaha it reaches peak levels of THC when, as your dealer is exiting the vehicle, you go “can I take $5 off for gas?” and he says “…wtf we didn’t go that far” before asking if you want one of the puppies his dog recently had. NO I DO NOT BRO I WANT MY GAS REIMBURSED
Wait ok I’ll take a puppy