Our best phrenologists are already on the scene
as someone from a country in the global south I always think it’s cute beyond words when someone from the US starts going on about their elections being influenced by an external actor
Red MAGA: Venezuela rigged the 2020 election.
Blue MAGA: Iran rigged the 2024 election.
The ghost of Hugo Chavez helping Biden win is one of the funniest things from 2020
It’s me. I have personally rigged all the elections.
As a Russian-Persian-Korean-Chinese-American, it was me. I have united all of my grandparents’ nations and I’m working from inside of the empire to stuff so many fucking ballots you wouldn’t believe it, folks.
I wish to pull off a joke like this, man… I love it…
Personally, it’s amazing because whenever someone says that foreign powers have that much of an influence on USAans I know that they’re full of wrinkly gibberish
USAans don’t read anything above a 4th grade level, get most of their information from grade school and refuse to educate themselves on anything that isn’t Rock, Flag or Eagle
They’re literally incapable of being manipulated by any force that doesn’t appeal to their calcified lizard hindbrains
And I should know, I am one of them
USAans don’t read anything above a 4th grade level, get most of their information from grade school and refuse to educate themselves on anything that isn’t Rock, Flag or Eagle
very bad idea to educate a US mind on Rock, Flag and Eagle alone, it’s not a thorough education unless you also have Burger and Gun in your curriculum
You can really put the pedal on the gas though with a well calculated Facebook group.
I forgot
he also is involved somehow 
Kim is actually on Joe Biden’s side and one of the few allies he has left. Biden is only alive because of Juche Necromancy. Kim has a mysterious plan in motion… TRUST THE PLAN
Juchenon
Lol, lmao
