Its 2020 all over again
Hegel remarks somewhere[*] that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.
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Dead during victory speech, calling it now
Nah he’ll die before election day and they’ll hide it. If he loses (he will) they’ll try to spin it as if he died of a broken heart. If he wins (he won’t) and Kamala comes out to accept the victory on his behalf there will be second larger, funnier, Jan 6.
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I’d like him to die while they’re counting the votes. Trump will be slightly ahead when he croaks. Then Biden dies and takes the lead. Trump acts as if he won, and nobody has the stones to make him go home. We have dual Presidents for four years, the Wet Boy and the Xan Cop. The inauguration will be zany.
we did it, we found the end of history
End of
at least
Perhaps he’s not actually senile, he’s ascended, and views all of time simultaneously.
“Why does my perception of time distress you, man? Everything is preordained jack, even my responses.” -Dr. Scranton
idk why, but “Dr Scranton” really tickles me
This guy but with pants
and one of those reflective doohickeys on his forehead
“Time is… The thing it is… A thing… Like if I draw a clock… I can draw a clock. Never mind what they say on Tiktok… Time is a flat circle…”
God have mercy on us all if this is the end result of ascension.
Biden is actually the reincarnation of every person that will have ever lived. You, me, the black president, the first black woman to serve with a black president, and so on.
This is why he’s always talking about the Other Biden
The Other Biden are the friends we made along the way.
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Where Were You When
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Too good a comedy line to ever be written
“Look Jack, I’ll beat him any time you say, any place! I’ll beat him in 2020! I’ll beat him in 2016! Hell, I’ll even go all the way back and beat him in 1988!”
real ones remember joe will still be winning elections as a sentient nanobot swarm in the year 30330
i know i’m not the first to make this comparison, but everytime another one of these embarrassing misstatements comes out, i remember the dean scream
