You aren’t supposed to watch the debates you know. If you watched the debate you’re helping Trump win. The Leader of the Free World doesn’t need to be coherent or eloquent or even understandable at all and by pointing out the very rare times in every single debate question where he slipped up you’re helping Trump win. Actually by listening to Biden at all you’re helping Trump win. If you use the primary source of “things the actual candidate himself said” instead of the secondary source of “things the media says the candidate meant to say” that’s actually helping Trump win. In fact if you even own a TV at all or any device that could consume digital media like a laptop or a phone, you’re helping Trump win.

I’m so sick of all these tankie Hexbears looking at reality and pointing it out because you’re helping Trump win. You can go back to looking at your media devices after you’ve cast your ballot for Joe.

    • emizeko [they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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      Folks, what we did in 1917–the Revolution we call it, with a capital R— it’s never been done before. So many big beautiful red flags, you couldn’t even— now that, folks, that’s a flag we stand up for, we don’t kneel for our terrific red flag— and you couldn’t even see the Winter Palace. You know the Mensheviks, and Renegade Kautsky, they said we couldn’t do it! They said, “Oh, Vlad, the material conditions are bad, we have to have a bourgeois republic to develop the forces of production.” You know what that means, right? Semi-feudal economy! Well, look at where we are now, Julius. We are going to develop the forces of production so fast it’ll make your head spin. We are going to do in a generation what it took them many, many years to do.

      We’re bringing back bread, folks! And not just bread, but peace too— and you know, the Left-SRs, they’re very nasty to me about Brest-Litovsk, they say I make bad deals with the Germans, even though, nobody does treaties better than me, and the Germans are tough, but when they deal with me they know my reputation, they know I make the best deals, and you know, many people in Germany, they say they want Lenin too! Little pickelhaub man is scared, because he knows that we have built an incredible movement, and we are gonna have world revolution, the biggest revolution anyone has ever had. But, still, you know, the fake bourgeois media, the white guards, they say “He colluded with the Germans, he got on the train, did this did that”— and they’re just crazed. They are really crazed. Right. And we can’t just let that happen, because there’s nothing to do with Germany, nothing at all. Total witch hunt. Very unfair.