I’ll make a couple dozen copies of that really awful portrait of him, frame them, and hang them up in like elevators, bathrooms, transit stations, places where a lot of people gather, particularly in places where there’s poverty. The intention will be make people angry at the portrait and perceive it as being put up by a too patriotic monarchist causing resentment. I want British people to feel like they’re surrounded by crazy people. All I need is 5 thousand pounds to do it.
I think you could pull it off without gaining that much weight
It’ll mostly be muscle I imagine, these’ll probably be really big, really heavy portraits.
Hanging […] King Charles in public
my god, this is beautiful
look at what you can do when you turn the urge to bait away from hexbear users and towards british people at large, OP
That would be actually funny if they start arresting people for lese majeste because they displayed the portrait of king, but that would have to be official portrait (no worry he still looks horrible even idealised).
This will create communism instantly
Yeah, the red wedding painting is fucked up but kind of goes hard. It needs to be a much more boring portrait
I want British people to feel like they’re surrounded by crazy people
we already are
all psychological warfare against brits is justified, we deserve it
speakers in public that just say on repeat “Your government has abandoned you brexit geezer. Defect brexit geezer, it is a very good idea to leave a sinking ship. They lie to you brexit geezer, you know you cannot win. Your inbred leaders grow richer while you pay £5.50 for a pint brexit geezer. You have lost the footy brexit geezer.”
Honestly I think it would work
good