jwsmrz [comrade/them]

dont jork your peanits

tbh I stopped drinking recently and I found i got a lot of mileage out of replacing it with yummy things that helped trick my reptile brain

the monkey clapping cymbals in my head thinks that a non alcoholic beer is a beer, and it thinks a nice soda water w/ bitters is a cocktail

I take some drug store sleepy meds before bed since I had similar feelings you do re: insomnia / ‘i need to drink to sleep’

I find the combination of tasty fake alcoholic treats + things that accomplish what my body is concerned about creates enough of a placebo for me personally.

I mean Fallout was fucking great imo, but definitely an exception to that rule

Sorry, I’ve gotten so used to shoplifting that I’m not going back to paying

the new way to make a heart with your hands is stupid

we are legion

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn’t a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I’m being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love pig poop balls and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn’t a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that’s laughable or pathetic. But for me, it’s true.

classic banger

I’m lazy as fuck

INDEED

I agree with pretty much everything this guy is saying, but personally I love watching these trashy pseudoarcheological videos and pretending its D&D worldbuilding / sci-fi. flat earth people fascinate me. dragons are on the other side of the ice wall but they dont come here because of 5g and woke

easier to get out of bed is a great point tbh, never thought about that

I’m constantly fascinated by people who wear clothing to bed

based. I spent a lot of time at a local zen center for a few years, I got derailed when I was sick for a long time but I’d like to get back to it someday. o7, maybe you’ll be a cool old monk someday once your kids are doing their own things

that sounds fucking rad tbh

shinji get in the law exam

I do not watch italian films

how many did you put in your mouth at once

jork it (my peanits)

in all seriousness theres been queer strip club nights popping up in my city which sounds kinda fun if everyones being chill and respectful

sounds great, too many organizing efforts are ruined by people smashing and then causing drama with one another tbh especially when folks are young

yeah so nothing is universal with trans people, so it’s always good to have a chat / bring up what you’re wondering before you bone

usually if I’m with someone new who is trans I like to ask what they like their bits called (maybe what some people might call a clit is actually a cock now for example) and what makes them feel best and most comfortable, anything that makes them feel uncomfortable etc. I think it’s also worth asking how they feel about their chest since lots of trans masc folks dislike it being touched or even having it bare.

might feel like an uncomfortable or awkward discussion, but personally one of the reasons I don’t like to fuck new cis people is because it always ends up with me having to lead a sex ed seminar, so it would probably be refreshing to have someone take the lead on respectful communication.

make no assumptions, tread politely, be a nice boy

hope you get strapped or whatever, godspeed soldier