celerate

She was Jabba the Hut?

What could go wrong?

And then YouTube decides to get upset at people who block ads. Before there was even a paid option I just gave up on videos because the midroll ad made me forget what I was even watching. Or, I would be falling asleep to something relaxing and quiet, and then nearly shitting my pants because the world’s loudest ad began to play.

Maybe I should be thanking YouTube for convincing me to finally set up some serious ad-blocking on my whole network.

It’s amazing what subreddits exist that I had no idea about. I don’t know if humanity will ever recover from this loss.

For some reason my body seems to learn a schedule for going to the bathroom, regardless of whether it’s solid or liquid.

I’m sorry, I’ll try to be more violent.