KimJongFun [he/him]

I used to, mostly construction materials. Worst experience I ever had from a lifting perspective was when some dickhead made me carry like 40 bags of concrete 50 feet each rather than moving his truck right next to the pallet where they were sitting and then had the gall to complain to my manager when I gave him the side eye for it. Luckily my manager was cool and told him to piss off lol

Michael Bloomberg

I’m starting to think they might actually do it, too many people involved in making this farce happen had to have known that this was what was going to happen. If they were committed to Biden they would have done everything in their power to make sure this debate never happened

Had to google what that was, lmao what the fuck?

Be a pretty good gig to be the customs agent there

lmao Connor O’Malley did a whole standup special where this is the entire bit barely a month ago and reality has already caught up

That lady’s laugh chills my soul

Americans are by and large swine, sure, but that doesn’t mean we have to indulge in idealism and pretend that the American people as a body actually have any input or control over any of this shit. Electoralism is a dead end by design, it’s not operator error when it does what it’s supposed to

What if Calvinism, but less forgiving

A koala maybe? They actually literally have smooth brains

The swiftness is for our benefit, not hers

I did a double take at the store this week when I realized bell peppers were three goddamn dollars each. Not even organic or at an upscale grocery store or anything, just regular old peppers that I’m pretty sure I was buying for less than half that less than two years ago

Oh wow I can’t believe I forgot about that picture. In retrospect, probably one of the very first steps in a young kimjongfun’s radicalization

Hire fans

Baldurs Gate 1/2, and KOTOR gets an honorable mention for worst inventory interface in history

I knew one of these guys in college, one time I ate his cooking and it was the worst fucking spaghetti I’ve ever had in my life lmao

"His first move was to appoint Hunter Biden - who is on crack!

Yeah, I mean I know intellectually I don’t have to list them all out and that’s not actually, really, what I’m being asked for when someone asks this. And over the years I’ve gotten better, generally, at just picking something and running with it. It’s if that first answer doesn’t land though, that the panic sets in and I get this self destructive feeling like I have to justify my whole life, to prove that yes, actually, I am fun and I do fun things and have fun hobbies, please believe me. And ultimately what that really means is that person and I probably just aren’t meant to be friends, but damned if I can tell my brain that in the moment