Elona+ my beloved

Average electrician’s workwear

Machamp

Oh boy, this is going to be one of those +600 New Posts kind of days

I think I’ve said it before, but Norway is a playground for American and British intelligence.

Israel has spent several years trying to built datasenters in Rogaland and the US has a military airport in Sola, where the owners got granted permission to operate without having to follow norwegian law.

We are cooked.

“You take the blue Lunchly… the stream ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Lunchly… you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the pedo allegations go.”

This is what happens when someone is so hollowed out by hyperconsumerism that buying a fucking flashlight becomes a substitution for an identity.

This sad motherfucker soyfaces over flashlights like they were funko pops and knows more “boutique” flashlight brands than he knows people.

He has strong opinions on every minute detail of his purchases like the bevelling on the glass rims or the best method to turn the fucking light on.

He probably follows the companies’ management on twitter and has intense opinions on the companies, in the way a lib redditor will know every minutiae of his political party’s niche actors and figures.

A perfect consumerist zombie with no thoughts or actions that aren’t filtered through consuming his Product™.

Absolutely horrifying.

I just discovered the remake of Car Seat Headrest’s Face To Face album after sleeping on the original when it came out in 2011.

God damn, why am I getting these feels? I’m not even gay and I’m all like >tfw no bf

Yup. I’ve said it before, but Norwegians take russia-hysteria to a whole other level.

10 year old me:

30 year old me:

“Are you sure, doc?”

The doctor pulls out his Smith & Wesson and turns the boy’s brains into meat confetti.

“I am now. 800 bucks, please.”

When did we stop lusting after Judy Hopps?

Pendejo Time.

Jake and Thomas are two guys with fucked up pasts, just shooting the shit and improvising.

The only podcast that scratches the cumtown itch.

My favourite bit:

https://youtu.be/LZVAzirE60Y

This seems more like a result of extreme alienation and mental illness than any political statement.

Strong echoes of Chris-chan with this one.

Posting a video of you roasting an unidentified roadkill over a disposable charcoal grill during a gender reveal party was not okay, dude.

Just saying, I’ve never had a virus with Temple OS.

Damn, even breakdancing has become gentrified

My local classic rock radio station played Welcome To The Black Parade.

It’s truly over, bros.

116 new comments

Damn, Gen X is getting blown the fuck out

Trigger warning: white people food