Learn the ropes before they hire you at 14 for some closing shifts. That way they don’t waste money on training you think-about-it

  • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Imagining a character called Bigot Chicken now

    “Cluck cluck! The Jews are using immigrants to wipe out the white race!”

    “Please shut up Bigot Chicken.”

    “Cluck! Despite making up 13% of the populations, blacks…”

    “I’m considering giving up veganism because of you.”

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      Their mascot is already a judas cow selling out other members of the animal proletariat to save itself from a single restaurant in the Burger Reich. Liberalism Cow is quality social commentary. Bigot Chicken would have to be 99% Hitler trying to chase the approval of the 100% Hitlerites that eat there so that they don’t eat it. He’s one of them, not like those other chickens.