I am indeed capable of criticizing a foreign government AND my government at the same time.

No you aren’t. You have to have knowledge of the topic in order to criticize something and we’re here talking about how you’re reacting to a hypothetical. This is as much a thought terminating cliche as whataboutism.

It appears that your brain just shut down when the criticism was articulated and focused at you. You brushed it off completely with a catty ‘ridiculous’ and went on like it never happened, changing the subject to denying you ever did anything to draw criticism at all.

You just traffic in very reddit brained stupid behavior.