Somehow this isn’t parody.

  • Poogona [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    I live innawoods, my car is splattered with mud from getting it out of my driveway when it rained. Many of my friends growing up were deeply impoverished (rusty-ass trampolines, sun-bleached toys strewn over the yard, “ignore Uncle Jim, he won’t talk, he’s playin his online poker”, wife-beating happening in the other room stuff) and I had to go to all their horrible evangelical grifter churches when I slept over on Saturdays.

    My point is that I’m just as if not more “southern” than the dorks like this guy and I’m a communist or some shit LMAO OWNED