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Furry bust on a vapourwave background. Text: Sorry white people, you have no spirit animal. That’s your fursona.
Based
I’m floppa
im going to call it my patronus and you cant stop me
Having an animal persona? Pfft, what kind of DWEEB do you take me for?
If i recall you gave us spirit animals months ago in one of your threads!
RFK Jr’s dead brain worm
lol they added “rfk” as a keyword for the emoji now
Take a wild guess.
Raykin
… otters?
Badgers?
get out
A white guy?
how dare
But I don’t wanna be an animal…
Would you rather be a tomato?
Nah. (You didn’t here it from me but I heard they smell awful.)
Oh that’s a shame, I always thought they looked real pretty
The true proletariat
They keep in control the Ant SSettler Kkkolonie$
Quokkas throw their babies when they’re in danger
Using a threat of a lifetime responsibility as a weapon… look… its just like people!
There there, little one.
I’m your mommy now.
let’s go rob a bank
Don’t knock it til you try it. Different strokes for different folx.
byunyn
Paul Byunyn? Ya got a big blue ox?
bnuyu
I’m
It’s hard to choose.
Hm… have you thought about choosing the satanic gecko?
Mostly ill-tempered sea bass, sometimes decorator crab.
I’m a human
What an adorable species to choose!
Aye, aren’t we animals already? Unless…
One can only wonder
Capybara!